“If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
I objected. I seriously freaking objected.
But if I dared to say anything and screw up my mother’s marriage to her new richer-than-God husband she’d murder me in a mass of tulle, and bury the body where nobody would ever find me.
I’m stuck in this gated community filled with cheating husbands and doped-up trophy wives, forced to live under the same roof as my three hideous new stepbrothers.
Only… hideous was a stretch.